I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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