Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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