Im at strip club and am horny
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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