Whod you bang
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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