But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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