you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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