I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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