their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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