thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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