Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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