She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
