Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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