dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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