No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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