Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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