we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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