its not stalking. its research.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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