he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
