My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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