YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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