spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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