my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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