My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
