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Im on beer infinity
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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