if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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