Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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