so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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