Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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