If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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