Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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