Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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