I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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