so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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