absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
