So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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