Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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