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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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