It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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