yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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