So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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