I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?