About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi