she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice