Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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