This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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