i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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