Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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