And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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