Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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