peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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