i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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