Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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