do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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