Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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