so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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